I guess no one is up for it. Or qualified. Or sane.
We need someone everybody knows, that they like...
Yes, also someone good with money...
Campaigns are expensive, or so I read.
I really can't think of anyone...
Seriously? YOU can't think of anybody?
How about someone who is always smiling, always investing?
Someone who has been there even BEFORE Billy?
Oh take a hint, old man!
Let's start your campaign, we need to plaster the town with your face!
"Pepin for Happy Street: Sometimes, the Pryce is too high."