I think.. its eyes keep following me in the woods.
They're not eyes! they are teeth! From its victims!
You know what is the most disturbing?
Other than I can hear it laughing?
If you think it's scary now, can you imagine when night falls in the forest with only Nyok's oven to light its face?
... errr that didn't do any kind of good to my visual imagination. At all.
... Ok then. Well I think I need new pants.
Yes, good job Zoë on that halloween decoration.
Couldn't do just a pumpkin, like everybody else, noooo....
You had to stir and poke with a stick the primal fear that festers and waits deep inside the hearts of men, yes?
I think... I think We should give him a guitar.
So he can play the banjo. And not a hammer. Oh God please not the hammer.
And scribble some smiling eyes on its face, like this: ^__^
And a funny necklace. Made of dumb looking feathers.
Yes! Let's give him anything we can find so he doesn't look like...
everyone's very very bad, incredibly not good at all, nightmare brought to life.