Oh what now, you old weasel.
Why do people always assume each time I want to start a conversation
that I have some scam I want them to participate in?
Oh I dunno...
Maybe I just want to say hello to my good friend in the woods?
Ever thought of that?
Is that why you came?
I even brought you some cider for you to taste and enjoy!
I totally had no interesting enterprise I wanted you to be part of.
AH but I forgot the bottle!
Silly me, I'll be right back!