I changed the Big Bad Wolf ending to be less gruesome and more age-appropriate.
What do you think?
"... and the wolfie smiled with his big teeth and looked after the people of the village,
helping them with what they needed, because he was very nice."
See?! That's what nice wolves do!
They look after their pack.
That they do, Pepin, that they do.
Let's publish the Big Book of Happy Fables!