Hello Zoë, so I read the part with the wolf and the rope.
I think people here would object if we tied them all up in a big conga line...
right after plastering them with poop.
It's much funnier than a dinner with a candle!
Imagine the fiesta!
I'd rather not.
I know it's a bit annoying, all them people going out for dinner as couples...
and you or me staying at home twiddling our thumbs.
It's not about that!
Well how about I treat you to some mushroom soup?
Old and young friends can still have dinner even on smoochie luuvv day.
But people will think...
... and they'd be wrong. Who cares!
Come on, I might even find a candle.
I'll treat you to dinner every year on this day, until you find someone.
Ah! Like that will ever happen!
Well Nyok's soup has improved.
It's not blue anymore, at least.
This is nice.
Thank you Pep'.
Maybe next time we can invite someone else for dinner...
thinking of anyone in particular?
Well, there's this one guy, he could use a friend...
A "friend friend"?
Yeah yeah, you'd better stop grinning, old man...
or you're going to be diving head first in a bowl of soup.
Well it was a nice smoochie luuvv day... Maybe I won't want to ruin this day anymore!