Thanks Billy, that should be enough cider...
to keep people happy, merry and very loose with their tongues.
Now, I bet the morning after will be pretty rough...
so we should have a "breakfast remedy" for that.
Here's what I had in mind, can you help me with that while...
I try to forcibly punch food inside a turkey?
That sounds like a job I want to be as far away from me as humanely possible.
Gimme the list.