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Series

Dialogue

Prologue

Icon Pepin

Pepin
I don't get it.


Icon Zoe

Zoe
Me neither.


Icon Avigator

Avigator
That makes three.


Icon Billy

Billy
See? Avigator, you use the poop from the bird...


Icon Zoe

Zoe
Poopy! Her name's Poopy!


Icon Billy

Billy
Yes, "Poopy." You use the poop as fertilizer, yes?


Icon Avigator

Avigator
Yes....


Icon Billy

Billy
You fly with "poopy" above the crops to make sure she fertilizes them. See how much poop she drops now?
That's because Poopy is eating the glowing mushrooms we brought back from the cave.
Poopy can see them from the sky, even in daylight, and she just keeps eating them and eating them...
So when Poopy dropped her fertilizer, there was *too much of it*, covering the whole crop.
The crop was already ruined because it was covered in poop!


Icon Nyok

Nyok
Ok... I think I just lost my appetite.


Icon Pepin

Pepin
But then... who crushed the corn with a hammer and covered the whole thing with glowing mushroom soup? And why?


Icon Billy

Billy
Why, I will answer: to hide the taste and the look of corn flakes poop!


Icon Zoe

Zoe
Ewwwwww.


Icon Billy

Billy
And it's not a crime to try to make corn flakes poop taste better, am I right, guys?


Icon Avigator

Avigator
Right! Yes! Not a crime at all!


Icon Pepin

Pepin
Yes! quite commendable, even!


Icon Nyok

Nyok
And... and glowing mushroom soup with crushed corn sounds not bad at all!


Icon Zoe

Zoe
I like Poopy, it's not her fault! She should not be blamed for a harvest full of poop!


Icon Darthy

Darthy
Hey I was just helping out with the hammering.


Icon Zoe

Zoe
Husssh you!


Icon Billy

Billy
*Anyway*. Who crushed the poop corn flakes and covered it in soup was trying to save the harvest.
People love their corn flakes. Sadly, I fear... we will never find out who they were.


Icon Darthy

Darthy
You said "they." It means you know we were...


Icon Zoe

Zoe
Darthy! Shush your mouth!


Icon Pepin

Pepin
All right, jolly good, let's all go back to work! We have a village to take care of! oh and Billy?


Icon Billy

Billy
You don't have to say it.


Icon Pepin

Pepin
Thank you.


Epilogue

Icon Complete

you found out who the cereal killer was, and it was poopy.


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