Hey you! Muh name's Darthy. Darthy the Mole.
C'mere, I'll let you in on a secret that could alter the face of your village.
I kinda like the face of the village now.
But before I tell of this dark and ancient and underground secret, I will need... a hammer.
A hammer, what for?
It is the sacred weapon of the Mole family!
Not as clumsy or random as a brick, an elegant weapon for a more civilised age.